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Best Seattle Seahawks Themed Fantasy Team Names

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By Brandon Justice
July 14, 2025 03:04pm

Looking for the perfect Seattle Seahawks-themed fantasy football team name? Whether you're a die-hard fan of the Legion of Boom or excited about the new era under Mike Macdonald, we’ve got you covered.

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10 Best Seahawks Fantasy Team Names 2025

Heres my ten favorite seahawk fantasy team names to choose from for this upcoming season:

  • Darnold's Redemption Arc
  • The 12th Man-dalorian (12th Man + The Mandalorian)
  • JSN: Jaxon Sports Network
  • Cooper's Hawk (Cooper Kupp + Seahawks)
  • Walker Texas Ranger (Kenneth Walker III)
  • Legion of Whom? (Post-Legion of Boom era)
  • Witherspoon Fed (Devon Witherspoon)
  • The Seattle Darnolders
  • Lawrence of Seattle (DeMarcus Lawrence)
  • Beast Mode 3.0 (Kenneth Walker III)

30 Funny Seahawks Fantasy Football Team Names

Seattle's new roster provides fresh pun opportunities:

  • Darnold Schwarzenegger
  • The Sam I Am (Sam Darnold + Dr. Seuss)
  • Jaxon 5 (Jaxon Smith-Njigba)
  • Cooper Trooper (Cooper Kupp)
  • Walker? I Hardly Know Her! (Kenneth Walker III)
  • The Darnold Trump Card
  • Kupp of Joe (Seattle coffee culture)
  • I'm Sorry Ms. Jaxon (Jaxon Smith-Njigba)
  • The Walking Dread (Kenneth Walker III)
  • Darnold's Angels
  • Fant-astic Voyage (Noah Fant)
  • The Charbonnet Sauvignon (Zach Charbonnet)
  • Witherspoon Full of Sugar (Devon Witherspoon)
  • DeMarcus Welby, M.D. (DeMarcus Lawrence)
  • Sam's Club (Sam Darnold)
  • The Cooper Scooper
  • JSN-BC News
  • Kenneth Skywalker III
  • The Seattle Freeze (Darnold's cold weather experience)
  • Kupp Runneth Over
  • Lawrence of A-Rabia Sacks
  • The Darnold Effect
  • Jaxon Pollock (Artist reference)
  • Charbonnet Zero
  • The Witherspooners
  • Pike Place Playmakers
  • The Space Needle Exchange
  • Emerald City Excellence
  • The Sound Garden Scores
  • Rainy City Revenge

15 Jaxon Smith-Njigba Names

  • The Jaxon Five
  • Smith-Njigba Please
  • JSN's Jazz Network
  • The Jaxon Action
  • Njigba What?
  • Jaxon's Juke Joint
  • The JSN Experience
  • Njigba Please Score
  • Jaxon Flaxon Waxon
  • The Smith-Njigba Saga
  • JSN's Jet Stream
  • Jaxon's Revenge
  • The Njigba Network
  • Jaxon Pollock Paint
  • Smith-Njigba Stole Christmas

     

15 Kenneth Walker III Names

  • Walker Texas Ranger III
  • The Third Walker
  • Kenneth's Court
  • Walker's World
  • The Walking Dubs
  • K-Walk Empire
  • Walker III: The Trilogy
  • Kenneth's Kingdom
  • The Walker Chronicles
  • Fast Walker III
  • Kenneth's Krush
  • Walker After Midnight
  • The K3 Express
  • Walker's Warriors
  • Third Time's a Charm

9 Zach Charbonnet Names

  • The Charbonnet Sauvignon
  • Charbonnet Zero
  • Zach Attack
  • The Charbroiled Express
  • Charbonnet Crusaders
  • Zach's Pack
  • The Char Pit
  • Charbonnet and Chill
  • Zach to the Future
  • The Charbonnet Cabinet

9 Sam Darnold Names

  • Seeing Ghosts No More
  • The Darnold Dynasty
  • Sam I Am Green Eggs
  • Darnold's Dime Droppers
  • The Viking Voyager
  • Sam's Seattle Surge
  • Darnold's Disciples
  • The Sam Slam
  • Darnold Duck Dynasty
  • Sam's Second Chance

14 Devon Witherspoon Names

  • Witherspoon or Later
  • Devon's Advocates
  • The Spoon Benders
  • Witherspoon Fed Express
  • Devon's Den
  • The Silver Spoons
  • Witherspoon Platoon
  • Devon's Lockdown
  • Spooning with Devon
  • The Witherspoon Saloon
  • Devon's Island
  • Reese's Withoutaspoon
  • The Devon Devotion
  • Witherspoon Monsoon
  • Devon's Inferno

19 Seattle Seahawk Defensive Themed Fantasy Team Names

  • Leonard's Big Bang Theory
  • The Julian Calendar (Love)
  • Riq Woolen Mills
  • Ernest Goes to Playoffs
  • Love Actually (Julian Love)
  • The Woolen Sweaters
  • Derick Hall of Fame
  • The Jarran Reed Zone
  • Uchenna Believe It
  • The Byron Murphy Law
  • Coby Bryant's Revenge
  • Josh Jobe's Journey
  • The Tyrice is Right
  • Boye Mafe-ia
  • Devon's Defense Department
  • The Reed Between Lines
  • Murphy's Law Enforcement
  • Hall Pass Defense
  • The Jobe Security
  • Knight's Watch

9 Cooper Kupp Fantasy Team Names

  • Kupp of Joe Seattle
  • The Cooper Scooper Da Dooper
  • Kupp Runneth Over
  • Stanley Kupp Champions
  • Cooper's Comeback
  • The Kupp Kollective
  • Half Full Kupp
  • Cooper's Troopers
  • The Kupp Cake
  • Kupp Kupp and Away

Seahawk Offensive Line Themed Fantasy Team Names

  • Cross Examination (Charles Cross)
  • Abraham Lucas Oil
  • The Olu Oluwatimi Regime
  • Laken Tomlinson Highway
  • The Christian Haynes Manual
  • Stone Forsythe Saga
  • Cross Country Running
  • The Lucas Lockdown
  • Tomlinson's Trenches
  • The Sataoa Laumea Breeze

Seahawk Special Team Fantasy Team Names

  • Myers' Missile Crisis
  • Dickson's Punting Dojo
  • The Michael Dickson Experience
  • Jason Myers Space
  • The Aussie Artillery
  • Myers' Leg Day
  • Dickson's Down Under
  • The Stoll Patrol
  • Myers Makes It
  • Punt Intended

New Additions Names

  • DeMarcus Lawrence Order
  • The Lawrence of Seattle
  • Marquez Valdes-Scantling
  • MVS Express
  • The Drew Lock Return
  • Lock Stock and Barrel
  • Eric Saubert's Sauce
  • The River Cracraft
  • Steven Sims Card
  • The Josh Jones Journey

Rookie/Young Player Names

  • Jalen Milroe's Magic
  • The Alabama Connection
  • Grey Zabel's Fables
  • Elijah Arroyo's Arrows
  • The Nick Emmanwori Era
  • Tory Horton Hears a Who
  • Robbie Ouzts Outstanding
  • The Milroe Show
  • Zabel's Stable
  • Arroyo Grande
  • The Rookie Revolution
  • Damion Martinez Mania
  • The Draft Class Clash
  • Young Guns Seattle
  • Future Hawks Flying

Seattle Culture Names

  • The Rain City Rollers
  • Pike Place Players
  • The Space Needle Threading
  • Emerald City Endzone
  • The Seattle Freeze Defense
  • Puget Sound Pounders
  • The Coffee Rush
  • Grunge Bowl Champions
  • The Tech Boom Legion
  • Mount Rainier Rising
  • The Ferry Tale Ending
  • Seattle's Sleepless Offense
  • The Cascade Crushers
  • Pacific Northwest Powerhouse
  • The Salmon Runners
  • Lumen Field Luminaries
  • The Seahawk Sourdough
  • Ballard's Ballers
  • The 12th Man Rising
  • Mike Macdonald Had a Farm

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Brandon Justice
Brandon Justice
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Brandon Justice has nearly a decade of experience covering sports, primarily working in college football, college basketball, NFL and MLB. Brandon provides a detailed analysis of the latest iGaming & sports betting trends with a wealth of experience, including writing for The Action Network & Rivals.com.