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Best Seattle Seahawks Themed Fantasy Team Names

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By Brandon Justice
July 11, 2025 05:08pm

Looking for the perfect Seattle Seahawks-themed fantasy football team name? Whether you're a die-hard fan of the Legion of Boom or excited about the new era under Mike Macdonald, we’ve got you covered.

10 Best Seahawks Fantasy Team Names 2025

  • Darnold's Redemption Arc
  • The 12th Man-dalorian (12th Man + The Mandalorian)
  • JSN: Jaxon Sports Network
  • Cooper's Hawk (Cooper Kupp + Seahawks)
  • Walker Texas Ranger (Kenneth Walker III)
  • Legion of Whom? (Post-Legion of Boom era)
  • Witherspoon Fed (Devon Witherspoon)
  • The Seattle Darnolders
  • Lawrence of Seattle (DeMarcus Lawrence)
  • Beast Mode 3.0 (Kenneth Walker III)

30 Funny Seahawks Fantasy Football Team Names

Seattle's new roster provides fresh pun opportunities:

  • Darnold Schwarzenegger
  • The Sam I Am (Sam Darnold + Dr. Seuss)
  • Jaxon 5 (Jaxon Smith-Njigba)
  • Cooper Trooper (Cooper Kupp)
  • Walker? I Hardly Know Her! (Kenneth Walker III)
  • The Darnold Trump Card
  • Kupp of Joe (Seattle coffee culture)
  • I'm Sorry Ms. Jaxon (Jaxon Smith-Njigba)
  • The Walking Dread (Kenneth Walker III)
  • Darnold's Angels
  • Fant-astic Voyage (Noah Fant)
  • The Charbonnet Sauvignon (Zach Charbonnet)
  • Witherspoon Full of Sugar (Devon Witherspoon)
  • DeMarcus Welby, M.D. (DeMarcus Lawrence)
  • Sam's Club (Sam Darnold)
  • The Cooper Scooper
  • JSN-BC News
  • Kenneth Skywalker III
  • The Seattle Freeze (Darnold's cold weather experience)
  • Kupp Runneth Over
  • Lawrence of A-Rabia Sacks
  • The Darnold Effect
  • Jaxon Pollock (Artist reference)
  • Charbonnet Zero
  • The Witherspooners
  • Pike Place Playmakers
  • The Space Needle Exchange
  • Emerald City Excellence
  • The Sound Garden Scores
  • Rainy City Revenge

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Brandon Justice has nearly a decade of experience covering sports, primarily working in college football, college basketball, NFL and MLB. Brandon provides a detailed analysis of the latest iGaming & sports betting trends with a wealth of experience, including writing for The Action Network & Rivals.com.